| AFAIK | As Far As I Know |
| AFK | Away From Keyboard |
| AKA | Also Known As |
| ASAP | As Soon As Possible |
| BTW | By The Way |
| BRB | Be Right Back |
| FAQ | Frequently asked questions |
| FYI | For Your Information |
| FWIW | For What It's Worth |
| FUBAR | Fed Up Beyond All Recognition |
| GD&R | Grinning, Ducking and Running (After snide remark) |
| IANAL | I Am Not A Lawyer (But...) |
| IDK | I don't know |
| IMHO | In My Humble Opinion |
| IMO | In My Opinion |
| IYKWIM | If You Know What I Mean |
| IYKWIMAITYD | If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do |
| LGR | Little Girl's Room (a polite way of saying you have to go tinkle) |
| LOL | Laughing Out Loud |
| NTA | Non-Technical Acronym |
| OK | abbreviation of oll korrect (all correct) |
| OTOH | On The Other Hand |
| PITA | Pain In The Ass |
| PMFJI | Pardon Me For Jumping In (another polite way to get into a running discussion) |
| PMJI | Pardon My Jumping In (another polite way to get into a running discussion |
| PS | Post Script |
| TIA | Thanks In Advance |
| TPTB | The Powers That Be |
| TTFN | Ta Ta For Now |
| RE | Hi again (same as re's) |
| ROTFL | Rolling On The Floor Laughing |
| ROTFLOLAPMP | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud And Peeing My Pants |
| ROTFLMAO | Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off |
| RTFM | Read The F'n Manual |
| SO | Significant Other |
| SOHF | Sense Of Humor Failure |
| SWALK | Sealed With A Loving Kiss |
| SPAM | Stupid Persons' AdvertiseMent |
| WB | Welcome Back |
| WRT | With Respect To |
| WYSIWYG | What You See Is What You Get |
| YMMV | Your Mileage May Vary (You may not have the same luck I did) |
| YW | Your welcome |
| YWIA | You're welcome in advance |
